Boom

Boom

Sagittarius | 25 | Broke
Aspiring Stripper ✧ Main character

Hi I’m Boom!! Professional bad bitch, part-time drama magnet, full-time main character.

Every day is my episode even if it’s actually a filler arc

I love starting and ending drama.

I wanna be a stripper but soon I'll be 30, wrinkly and fat...

✧ Favorite Hobby: taking pictures of clothes in Zara dressing rooms
✧ Signature Spells: Crying for help and Blazing Hot Fart
✧ Weakness: Attention span of a wet sock

✧ Posts ✧

Boom Profile boom_bitch_99
Boom Photo
Day at the beach! Just chilling :)

mcmussa is that back acne or a rash?
Tesla shut up ginger woman
queefqueen.smella it's giving loser kill yourself
✧ Status ✧

Unemployed and horny

✧ Diary Entry ✧

Dear Diary,

✧ My Motto ✧

✧ My Top Quotes ✧

*crying*
"I'm so bloated, I look pregnant."
"Fuck you, bye!"
"Get a grip, you jobless freak!"
"No, they fell from your mother's coochie,
you dumbass."
"Hol up, I'm a fkin fairy?"
"I'm so broke."

✧ Doll ✧



✧ Pixie ✧

Cockette

Her job is to spy on others and search for dead skin and mites inside my cooch.


✧Inventory ✧

It's still good enough, I mean, who's gonna eat it??

Expired gloss

Florba gave it to me. I'm not gonna pay her.

Weed

Still works just fine.

Broken Phone

A girl needs to forget and let go to heal.

Some form of Alcohol

My whole savings.

1 Dollar

You can tell it's been used a lot but my puss can't.

Dildo

I can stop whenever I want.

Cigarretes

That was two days of eating. The rest is for the next three months.

Half-Eaten Sandwich

I leave an impression wherever I walk bitch.

A single pube

✧ Wardrobe ✧

Party Diva

For getting emotionally unstable at parties!

Crippling Depression

The look you need for when you stay at home crying.

Hot Bitch

Wearing this will cause emotional damage to enemies.

Antagonist Era

For my baddie era.

I got ears, u know

For when you need to hear delusional bitches

Motor Trophy Wife

For when I ride my man. (Without protection)