This is a Winx Club Parody
This whole mess started as a tiny joke, and somehow we made it worse you're welcome.
Winx club is super nostalgic and comforting to us. We love how half-assed most of the show was yet these bitches were always serving cunt!!! The unnecessary drama, the cunty fairy transformations and the dumb as hell writing are everything. I live for this crappy ass cartoon. It's bad in a good way, u know?
This parody went too far. So far that we had poor @Bunzorg build this crusty ass website. It's a little nod to the old Winx official websites with all the little games and activities that we used to enjoy. You can watch the episodes and even play Wanks tests, quizzes and games. We'll try to update those too.
So,we're Portuguese, excuse the accent if you hear it shushhhhh!!! Yeah, portuguese accent sounds interesting, but it comes and goes, depending on how much portuguese/english we've spoken before recording. So yeah, if you like it, you like it, if not, well then go suck a fat dick.
We did the first episode of Wanks thinking it would be a one-time war crime. WRONG!!! We are now spiritually, emotionally, and legally bound to these dumbass videos and we can't stop making them to save our fkin life. (Although we're prolly gonna stop at S3 or S4 because...... yeah we don't even care about the other seasons rip)
Things you'll find here:
✧ Unnecessary violence against canon lore
✧ Toxic relationships
✧ Gays, Lesbians and Drugs
✧ Glittery dumpster fire cunts
✧ Characters getting verbally obliterated for free
✧ Auditory crimes
✧ Questionable editing choices
✧ Emotional damage
✧ Severe moaning
If you're still here reading this, congrats, you ugly bitch. You have no standards. Welcome to Wanks Club!!!
This Website
This website is awesome on desktop. If you don't have a computer, get a job you broke ass bitch tf??? Honestly, what are you even doing here with the mobile version of Wanks? The site works and looks way better on desktop. Plus, it has more features. It's called hustling, you should try it.
Inside jokes list
Here's a list with everything Wanks parody:
✧Tesla´s MAGA hat: MAGA (Maga) means female wizard in portuguese but it also matches the character's personality, which is just perfect considering the real world plot. (See "Characters")
✧The Pecking Order: This is the bullying-based hierarchy that the Wanks bitches "follow". It changes as each character competes for the top. The Order isn't explicit, but it is mentioned many times. It slowly gains more importance and is almost seen as a sacred thing.
✧Non-Russian Popsicle Bitch: Popsicle Bitch swears she's Russian but her fake accent tells you otherwise. She's obsessed with being russian and with communism.
✧Gay Specialists: It's a spectrum, but Rimjob is def at the end of it.
✧"I'm not gay": Rimjob's meaningless catchphrase.
✧Boom's whiny ass: You often hear her crying about something in the background.
✧Censored Pussy: Because everyone thinks she's an ugly bitch and there are moments where it should be illegal to even show her on camera.
✧Tesla this, Tesla that: I think this one's pretty self-explanatory. Tesla basically funds every single technology or product.
✧Boom and Popsicle kissing: There's a reason why Popsicle Bitch is so obsessed with Boom. And it's not just her powers.
✧"I'm gonna get laid tonight!": Smella's favorite thing to say. Doesn't always reflect the reality of things. Bottom of the line is: she's delusional for the most part.
✧Mussa has a huge dick: Real. And we love her for that.
✧Gingerphobes: Tesla and Brocolli sometimes discriminate against gingers, including Boom.
✧Abortion Spells: Sadly, they are illegal but they are super important. You can’t go on an epic revenge quest while carrying Mr. Oopsie or the devil spawn in your uterus.
✧"It goes in and it'll never be coming back"/"And it'll never come out" Mussa says this for the first time on S1 E3 when she sees a big egg shaped dildo.
✧Communism and Capitalism They are both bad but the 3 witches are commies. They think it's ok that people line up for toilet paper like it's Coachella. Tesla, on the other hand, says you're free.... to work until you die... while she owns your soul. Everyone’s losing.
Credits
Everything was edited by one person. Website code is courtesy of @Bunzorg.
S1
All voices were made by one person. Voice changers were used too. Opening song by two people.Share with friends
Wow you actually managed to read this this far without developing an std. Congrats, you've earned a badge and the privilege to advertise our site for us without getting paid for it. Go get a real job and put this code in your site. Want more codes? Get them here! If you liked the parody, share it with friends :)
